The annual vortex between years is once again opening. Our over-indulged future selves are already looking back at us through this rip in space and time, shaking their collective heads at our shenanigans (sorry future Ryan, but you knew what this was – wad up your Star Wars gitch and go home).
As we step through this portal into our future lives (presumably filled with metallic onesies and our robot overlords), we should all take the time to say thank you for the things that made 2015 great for each of us. I’ll start.
- Free and accessible online porn.